Liza Blue Humorist

Open Letter to Dos Equis Beer

Dos Equis is retiring their current “Most Interesting Man in the World” spokesperson.  Now is the time to replace him with a truly interesting man.  I nominate the inventor of the vacuum cleaner.

Easing Into the Back Nine of Life

The anticipated joy of my unencumbered 60s was disrupted by a steady stream of promotions for a prepaid cremation!

Last One Picked

The agonies of being the captain of our grade school softball team – I had to stigmatize one of my classmates as the “Last One Picked.”

Dear Coobie Bra Company

I want to buy a life time supply of the perfect bra, but how many.  Thanks to the Coobie Bra company for prompting me to consider my mortality.

Dear Presbyterian Church

As I sat in church, I focused on what I was thankful for instead of beating myself up with the prayer of confession. Here is what I came up with: Sphincters

Open Letter to the Producers of the Voice

I was shocked to find that the television show “The Voice” allows you to vote more than once.  This is not who we are.  Our counry is founded on the principle of “one person one vote.”

Ten Foods That I Have Demonized and Can No Longer Eat

The title says it all.  Can’t eat these foods any longer.

Open Letter to Dick Wolf, Creator of Law and Order

Thanks to Dick Wolf for elevating the world “heinous” from obscurity to a conversational word.

The Wisdom to Know the Difference

What does fresh mean, what about fresh like, fresh baked, fresh taste, fresh picked, deli fresh, fresh steamed or fresh frozen?  What will marketers do to put fresh on the label?

Starry Night

The power of the milky way to inspire imagination across all cultures and all time.