Liza Blue Humorist

Open Letter to Sol Hurok

Ah, the mysteries of the brain.  Why do inextricably link the word Sol Hurok and impresario?

If It’s a Zit or a Pimple

Song parody to “It’s a Gift to be Simple.

Vindictive Snack Mom

A mother strikes a blow in solidarity for all the discontented snack moms out there!

First Evers

A collection of childhood vignettes of “first ever” experiences where I learn that life is more complicated than I thought.

Open Letter to the Children of Robert McNamara

I’s been over 50 years, but I am finally apologizing.

Final Expenses

The word “death” is taboo to advertisers.  Here is my solution.

Marketing Unplugged: Superfoods

What the hell is a superfood anyway.  Turns out it is nothing.

Dumbest Player on the Hockey Team

What was the physician thinking when he put this into the medical record?

Reasonably Flat Surfaces That Could Be Used For Forced Idleness Ads

Marketers view forced idleness, such as standing in  lines, as an opportunity for advertising.  The airport experience, where ads are slathered onto every flat surface, is the epitome of forced idleness advertising.

Only to Find Gideon’s Bible

Who are these Gideons and why do they keep leaving their Bibles in hotel rooms?