Liza Blue Humorist

The Best of 63,000

Of the estimated 63,000 meals that I have eaten in my lifetime, this plate of ribs was my favorite.

Marketing Unplugged: An Honest Advertisement

What exactly is the peacock advertising with his elaborate plumage full of eye spots?

As It Was in the Beginning

Why didn’t someone tell me that being a mother to an infant could be so boring?

Marketing Unplugged: Madagascar Vanilla

My menu says the vanilla in the creme brulee comes from Madagascar.  What should I do with this information?  Have I been eating crap vanilla my entire life?

Dear Kid on My Son’s Soccer Team

Don’t hate me for it, but when I was a frustrated soccer mom I slipped a lemon slice into the cut-up oranges.

Dear Caitlyn Jenner

What does Caitlyn Jenner tell us about being a woman?

Marketing Unplugged: No Needle No Scalpel Vasectomy

No needle no scalpel vasectomy sounds too good to be true!

Marketing Unplugged: Roasted Black Garlic Potato Chips

Dissecting the dissembling marketing claims of a humble bag of potato chips.

Dear Mr. Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner

A plea to major league baseball to make the sport interesting again.

People Sitting in Front of Me: The Bald Man

What can you deduce from the backs of people’s head sitting in front of you.  What about this bald man?