Liza Blue Humorist

Simple Ideas That Changed Our Lives

There are some ideas that are so simple that we can’t believe that we didn’t think of them.  Here is my list of top five.

In Transit

Who knew that when working from home involved sacrificing valuable commuting time?

The Best Shit Has to Offer

English is enriched by its many idioms and Americans seem to be particularly partial to incorporating the word “shit” into their idioms.  These are the five best shit idioms.

Open Letter to Neighbor Who Put Dogshit in My Purse

The title says it all.

The Best of 63,000

Of the estimated 63,000 meals that I have eaten in my lifetime, this plate of ribs was my favorite.

Marketing Unplugged: An Honest Advertisement

What exactly is the peacock advertising with his elaborate plumage full of eye spots?

As It Was in the Beginning

Why didn’t someone tell me that being a mother to an infant could be so boring?

Marketing Unplugged: Madagascar Vanilla

My menu says the vanilla in the creme brulee comes from Madagascar.  What should I do with this information?  Have I been eating crap vanilla my entire life?

Dear Kid on My Son’s Soccer Team

Don’t hate me for it, but when I was a frustrated soccer mom I slipped a lemon slice into the cut-up oranges.

Dear Caitlyn Jenner

What does Caitlyn Jenner tell us about being a woman?