Liza Blue Humorist

Priority Access

The airlines call it priority access, I call it butting in line.

My Foot

Seeking inspiration from Virginia Woolf, I write about my foot.

The Favor

Life without a cell phone and the fine art of asking to borrow one.

Costco Field Trip

My first trip to Costco, complete with binoculars.

Just Hangin’

Hanging out, the fine art of doing nothing together. See companion Podcast on puttering (Pitter, Patter, Putter Perfect), the fine art of doing nothing on your own.

Playing Catch Up with the Bible

A Bible illiterate takes a brief (and horrifying) tour of the Old Testament.

I Love Livers

The humble but magnificent liver is off limits for this carnivore.

The Tyranny of the Lie

Life lessons from a fart.

A Piece of Me

Physical mementos, from locks of baby hair to pictures of chromosomes.

That One Word

The day my mother found out that she had Alzheimer’s disease.