Liza Blue Humorist

Just Hangin’

Hanging out, the fine art of doing nothing together. See companion Podcast on puttering (Pitter, Patter, Putter Perfect), the fine art of doing nothing on your own.

Playing Catch Up with the Bible

A Bible illiterate takes a brief (and horrifying) tour of the Old Testament.

I Love Livers

The humble but magnificent liver is off limits for this carnivore.

The Tyranny of the Lie

Life lessons from a fart.

A Piece of Me

Physical mementos, from locks of baby hair to pictures of chromosomes.

That One Word

The day my mother found out that she had Alzheimer’s disease.

Built Like A Brick Shit House

Is this a compliment or an insult? If a compliment when can you use it?

Truth, Dissembling, Lying and the Wisdom to Know the Difference

The internet has created a whole new world of bargaining, and you have to set your own group rules. When are you dissembling and when are you lying?

Drawers

Discussion of the social significance of the visible panty line, visible throng, or intergluteal cleft (i.e. your basic crack.)

Line Management

Harrowing story of wending my my through the airport on the busiest day of the year.