Liza Blue Humorist

Built Like A Brick Shit House

Is this a compliment or an insult? If a compliment when can you use it?

Truth, Dissembling, Lying and the Wisdom to Know the Difference

The internet has created a whole new world of bargaining, and you have to set your own group rules. When are you dissembling and when are you lying?

Drawers

Discussion of the social significance of the visible panty line, visible throng, or intergluteal cleft (i.e. your basic crack.)

Line Management

Harrowing story of wending my my through the airport on the busiest day of the year.

Deuce Bitch

In the niche sport of paddle tennis, deuce bitch is the endearing term for the player of lesser talent who is asked to cover only a small scrap of the court and set up their hard-hitting partner.

That Moment in Time

The infinite set of circumstances that influences our lives, as seen through a near death experience on the highway.

Impulse Control

What would life be like without impulse purchases – including Pez dispensers, squeeze-gook breasts and Asian turnips?

Home Style Chunks

An exploration of human grade dogfood, culminating in a human taste test.

Things That I Have Stopped Trying to Understand

I have a list of things that I just don’t think that I’ll ever understand – like why eating raw carrots always gives me the hiccups.  However, I just crossed one thing off the list – Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.

Emma and I Share a Few Moments

The role of Emma Peel in the Avengers as 1960s feminist icon, morphing to a kindly grandmother in 2006.