Liza Blue Humorist

The Tyranny of the Lie

Life lessons from a fart.

A Piece of Me

Physical mementos, from locks of baby hair to pictures of chromosomes.

That One Word

The day my mother found out that she had Alzheimer’s disease.

Built Like A Brick Shit House

Is this a compliment or an insult? If a compliment when can you use it?

Truth, Dissembling, Lying and the Wisdom to Know the Difference

The internet has created a whole new world of bargaining, and you have to set your own group rules. When are you dissembling and when are you lying?

Drawers

Discussion of the social significance of the visible panty line, visible throng, or intergluteal cleft (i.e. your basic crack.)

Line Management

Harrowing story of wending my my through the airport on the busiest day of the year.

Deuce Bitch

In the niche sport of paddle tennis, deuce bitch is the endearing term for the player of lesser talent who is asked to cover only a small scrap of the court and set up their hard-hitting partner.

That Moment in Time

The infinite set of circumstances that influences our lives, as seen through a near death experience on the highway.

Impulse Control

What would life be like without impulse purchases – including Pez dispensers, squeeze-gook breasts and Asian turnips?