Liza Blue Humorist

Fruited Plain

Our first improbably successful garden.

Conversation Piece

Ever get stuck for conversation – ask someone about their favorite sports memory and you will get some interesting stories. Here’s mine.

Clean Slate Club

Please don’t judge me, but I’ve got to say that I really liked my colonoscopy.

Riverview Ramble

Memories of the long gone, relentlessly seedy Riverview Amusement Park in Chicago.

Don’t Drink the Water

I sit on the shores of Lake Michigan contemplating the utter folly of bottled water imported from Fiji.

Pass the Orange

Concepts of personal space, as explored through that dreadful game “Pass the Orange.”

My Afternoon with Adolf

I spend my recovery from gallbladder surgery watching a TV marathon on Adolf Hitler.

Human Pearls

The story of my human pearls, i.e. my gallstones.

Brain Food

In which I use my Grandmother’s recipe for Honey Mousse to make a very life-like human brain.

Warm Spot in the Lake

What IS that warm spot?