Liza Blue Humorist

Just Don’t Go

Here is my valuable piece of advice – you really don’t have to go to every single soccer game, dance recital, etc. etc. Pick and choose. This is really great advice, believe me.

Just Another Golden Sceptre

A rumination on the many gifts of nature that we all take for granted, including house dust mites!

It Could Be You

Are we nuts, what are we thinking when we buy a lottery ticket?

Fruited Plain

Our first improbably successful garden.

Conversation Piece

Ever get stuck for conversation – ask someone about their favorite sports memory and you will get some interesting stories. Here’s mine.

Clean Slate Club

Please don’t judge me, but I’ve got to say that I really liked my colonoscopy.

Riverview Ramble

Memories of the long gone, relentlessly seedy Riverview Amusement Park in Chicago.

Don’t Drink the Water

I sit on the shores of Lake Michigan contemplating the utter folly of bottled water imported from Fiji.

Pass the Orange

Concepts of personal space, as explored through that dreadful game “Pass the Orange.”

My Afternoon with Adolf

I spend my recovery from gallbladder surgery watching a TV marathon on Adolf Hitler.