Liza Blue Humorist

First Evers, Chapter 2

Second installment of vignettes of first childhood experiences of basic human emotions and attributes.

Key Take-Aways from 5 Hours of Religious Radio

With a long drive ahead of me ahead of me and nothing else to do, I decided to give religious radio a chance.

My Human Pearl

My quest to harvest and repurpose my beautiful gallstone.

Open Letter to Sol Hurok

Ah, the mysteries of the brain.  Why do inextricably link the word Sol Hurok and impresario?

If It’s a Zit or a Pimple

Song parody to “It’s a Gift to be Simple.

Vindictive Snack Mom

A mother strikes a blow in solidarity for all the discontented snack moms out there!

First Evers

A collection of childhood vignettes of “first ever” experiences where I learn that life is more complicated than I thought.

Open Letter to the Children of Robert McNamara

I’s been over 50 years, but I am finally apologizing.

Final Expenses

The word “death” is taboo to advertisers.  Here is my solution.

Marketing Unplugged: Superfoods

What the hell is a superfood anyway.  Turns out it is nothing.