Liza Blue Humorist

Marketing Unplugged: The Logo on My Computer

The upside down logo on my computer confused me when I tried to open it.  Then I realized that my inconvenience was merely part of Lenovo’s word of mouth marketing campaign.

Worms in Dirt

I wanted to honor Darwin and decided that I would try to share his interest in earthworms by setting up a worm farm.  SPOILER ALERT!  It failed.

Things That Could Be Gender Neutral

My goal here is not to attempt a feminist screed, so I have focused this list on gender-specific standards that have largely gone unnoticed.

Simple Ideas That Changed Our Lives

There are some ideas that are so simple that we can’t believe that we didn’t think of them.  Here is my list of top five.

In Transit

Who knew that when working from home involved sacrificing valuable commuting time?

The Best Shit Has to Offer

English is enriched by its many idioms and Americans seem to be particularly partial to incorporating the word “shit” into their idioms.  These are the five best shit idioms.

Open Letter to Neighbor Who Put Dogshit in My Purse

The title says it all.

The Best of 63,000

Of the estimated 63,000 meals that I have eaten in my lifetime, this plate of ribs was my favorite.

Marketing Unplugged: An Honest Advertisement

What exactly is the peacock advertising with his elaborate plumage full of eye spots?

As It Was in the Beginning

Why didn’t someone tell me that being a mother to an infant could be so boring?