Liza Blue Humorist

Starry Night

The power of the milky way to inspire imagination across all cultures and all time.

Woman With a Sign on Her Back at the Writer’s Conference

A writer’s prompt based only on the back and shoulders sitting in front of me.

Dear Lady at the Crematorium

This mock letter describes my experience at the local crematorium.

How to Do the Queue

Americans will spend from 2 to 3 years of their life standing in line.  Queue etiquette has been referred to as a “self-regulating social system.”  Here is one woman’s take on how to do the queue.

I Was a Loser

Reminiscences from 45 years ago: Was I a loser??

That Moment in Time

Contemplating near death experiences. How many will you have in your lifetime?

My Short Sweet Life as a Human Target

My brief tenure as a senior women’s hockey goalie taught me important lessons about five holes and the comforting smell of a locker room.

The Flies in My Life

From pest to pestilence, flies are a universal experience across continents and cultures.

The Perfect Walk

There is a difference between a hike and a walk.  On a hike your mind must stay focused.  On a walk, your mind can take off to other destinations.

At Peace with Ticks

My journey from phobia, equanimity and finally respect for my prairie neighbors.