Liza Blue Humorist

My Brother Charlie

Bringing my autistic brother Charlie back into my life.

Simply Christmas

The year I got sick of Christmas and decided to revamp the holiday.

When the Shit Hits the Fan

In my opinion, “when the shit hits the fan” is one of the most perfectly expressive of all American idioms.

Warfighting

A surprising business meeting where I was taught how to apply Marine Corps war tactics to the pesky challenge of fecal incontinence!

There’s No Place Like Home

Remember before the days of DVDs etc, when you only had one chance a year, and one chance only to see the movie “The Wizard of Oz” with those scary flying monkeys?

The Hardest Thing I’ve Ever Done

My harrowing experiences working in a VA hospital as a freshly minted MD.

What Beaches Teach Us

Here is a great antidote to the disturbing and lurid video games your kids may be interested in. Take them them to Normandy, visit the D-Day beaches there and go to the American Cemetery. It will break your heart.

Rendering Judgment

You know that expression, “being sent off to the glue factory?” Well, this is what that is all about – the rendering factory.

My Life as a Loser

A fond look back at my teenage years. It’s not as bad as it sounds!

Life at the Bottom

An eyewitness account of the struggles at the bottom of the food chain.